Joke

bruno wrote:

singbe67 wrote:

candygirl wrote:

hahah. but thats the shame that had him talkin that one there.

You mind him. Shameless man. That then can be crawling in their own house in the night. House Rat!!!

bor wai na. you gettin vex with your own joke ?

No man!!

somethin inside :

candygirl wrote:

somethin inside :

No Comments!!!

jeepers creepers

damn right. hahahahaha

Josie wrote:

The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting...
On a Saturday morning...after breakfast...

Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:
Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

Of course, if everyone is using their work phone, why shouldn't I?

Josie wrote:

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

I telling you

Geyla Queen wrote:

Josie wrote:

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

I telling you

leh her kep on using dat telephone. she will pay some kinna way

bruno wrote:

Geyla Queen wrote:

Josie wrote:

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

I telling you

leh her kep on using dat telephone. she will pay some kinna way

the pa will creep too ehn

candygirl wrote:

bruno wrote:

Geyla Queen wrote:

Josie wrote:

Maid:
So - what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

I telling you

leh her kep on using dat telephone. she will pay some kinna way

the pa will creep too ehn

look at you?

somebody just send me this, funny but stupid

Three Heads of States went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush, and Ellen. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the Country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 Minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. The Iron Lady said she wanted to call Liberia, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, 1$; she asked, how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. >Satan replied, calling from hell to hell is a local call is not expensive

Beggars of today

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him USD10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to USD 7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes USD5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me USD 10 every day, then USD 7.50 and now only USD 5. What's the problem?""Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.""And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks."Four," the man replies."Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

Josie wrote:

Beggars of today

"I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

Josie wrote:

Beggars of today

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him USD10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to USD 7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes USD5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me USD 10 every day, then USD 7.50 and now only USD 5. What's the problem?""Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.""And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks."Four," the man replies."Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

hahaha.. you see trouble? hahaha

Thought I should forward you this - it made me laugh, hope it will do the same to you!

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: 'Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?'

The PhD man replies: 'I see millions of stars.' The ordinary man asks: 'What does that tell you?'

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?'

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks: 'Practically........it tells me that someone has stolen our tent'.

Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries!

RossWorld wrote:

somebody just send me this, funny but stupid

Three Heads of States went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush, and Ellen. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the Country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 Minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. The Iron Lady said she wanted to call Liberia, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, 1$; she asked, how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. >Satan replied, calling from hell to hell is a local call is not expensive

hummm? I hear it from your mouff. don't lie on somebody else

Josie wrote:

Beggars of today

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him USD10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to USD 7.50

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes USD5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me USD 10 every day, then USD 7.50 and now only USD 5. What's the problem?""Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.""And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks."Four," the man replies."Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... laughing sweet but nothing to eat with it yah. Josie, so you in the lying business too?

So so lies. This thing i coming talk pah...i was there:

I will not say their tribes...before somebody cuss me.

Two friends (Yanqoui and Mulbah) always go stealing canoes to fish in the St. Paul River everyday. One day they caught 30 fishes. Yanqoui said to his friend Mulbah,
“Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow”.

The next day when they were on their was to steel another canoe, Mulbah said,
“Yeah, I put a big ‘X' on the bottom of the canoe”.
Then Yanqoui replied,
“You fool! What if we don't hustle the same canoe today”.

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

McNeal wrote:

So so lies. This thing i coming talk pah...i was there:

I will not say their tribes...before somebody cuss me.

Two friends (Yanqoui and Mulbah) always go stealing canoes to fish in the St. Paul River everyday. One day they caught 30 fishes. Yanqoui said to his friend Mulbah,
“Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow”.

The next day when they were on their was to steel another canoe, Mulbah said,
“Yeah, I put a big ‘X' on the bottom of the canoe”.
Then Yanqoui replied,
“You fool! What if we don't hustle the same canoe today”.

McNeal I know dat which tribes they are from (Lorma and Kpelle). Yor sorry ho, i do not mean no harm

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'

'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'

'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud.

'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'

'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . . .
Now give me back my dog

A rolling stone ......... na person push am.



A stitch in time........ dey prevent further tear tear.



Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem.



One good turn......... na power steering be that.



A bird in hand........ na Christmas chicken be that.



He who laughs last........ na 'mumu'. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?



The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am

i like the mumu one...aye naija dey say only mumu dey go steal from in lagos...no go fit to shine him eyes