candygirl
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Registration date : 2008-03-31
 | | Subject: Clocks-joke Wed May 07, 2008 7:02 pm | |
| A man died and went to heaven. When he met St Peter,
the man asked
about the many clocks on the wall:
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a
Lie-! Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
she never told a
lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded,
"Abe Lincoln's
clock,
the hands have moved twice. Abe told 2 lies in his
entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the
man."Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." | |
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heru1976
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Location : Florida
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| | Subject: Re: Clocks-joke Wed May 07, 2008 10:09 pm | |
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gadyu
Number of posts : 2243
Location : Watanga, Minnesota
Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru
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Registration date : 2008-04-10
| | Subject: Re: Clocks-joke Wed May 07, 2008 10:19 pm | |
| Where is krazzy clock? My boat propeller spoil.  | |
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krazzy
Number of posts : 2353
Say Whatever : your best friend can be your worst enemy and so forth..lol
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Registration date : 2008-04-07
| | Subject: Re: Clocks-joke Thu May 08, 2008 3:04 am | |
| chay! i dont even have clock. bush bought the last one. :D - gadyu wrote:
- Where is krazzy clock? My boat propeller spoil.
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bellah
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Registration date : 2008-04-03
| | Subject: Re: Clocks-joke Thu May 08, 2008 3:07 am | |
| - candygirl wrote:
- A man died and went to heaven. When he met St Peter,
the man asked
about the many clocks on the wall:
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a
Lie-! Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
she never told a
lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded,
"Abe Lincoln's
clock,
the hands have moved twice. Abe told 2 lies in his
entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the
man."Bush's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." hahahahahahah i know Bush's clock na move plenty time oh...i wonder how my clock will look like...Let sleeping dog to sleep yah... | |
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krazzy
Number of posts : 2353
Say Whatever : your best friend can be your worst enemy and so forth..lol
My Mood :
Points : 1735
Registration date : 2008-04-07
| | Subject: Re: Clocks-joke Thu May 08, 2008 3:09 am | |
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