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![Joke of the day Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Joke of the day Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:56 am | |
| Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend say's, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened...?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
"The bastard had all quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. ![Joke of the day 129222](https://2img.net/h/liberian-village.com/users/22/03/15/smiles/129222.gif) | |
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![Female Female](https://2img.net/i/fa/subsilver/icon_gender_female.gif) Number of posts : 6443 Age : 47 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : ![Joke of the day Worried](https://2img.net/h/i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/kurrupt1922/Queensplace/Worried.gif) Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
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| what a nice one...Alway know the detail of something before u get into it | |
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![Female Female](https://2img.net/i/fa/subsilver/icon_gender_female.gif) Number of posts : 6443 Age : 47 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : ![Joke of the day Worried](https://2img.net/h/i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/kurrupt1922/Queensplace/Worried.gif) Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
![Joke of the day Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: Joke of the day Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:26 am | |
| Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die.
Now, some people are really stupid!!!! This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00.
A family member placed a call to Citibank
Here is the exchange:
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you t hink God will be mad at her?' Citibank: ' Excuse me?'
Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'
Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' ( Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what
Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'
Citibank: 'That might help...'
Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'
Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet.[/size] | |
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