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bellah
Number of posts : 1605 Say Whatever : \ Points : 4154 Registration date : 2008-04-03
| Subject: Dear Wife Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:19 am | |
| Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband P.SO. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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gadyu
Number of posts : 2243 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : Points : 292 Registration date : 2008-04-10
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:47 am | |
| Bellah, that is a sign oh...GQ play lotto? | |
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KWAME
Number of posts : 36 My Mood : Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-25
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:12 am | |
| - bellah wrote:
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband P.SO. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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But Bellah, U na easy 'o. New wife, ex-wifey : | |
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heru1976
Number of posts : 478 Location : Florida My Mood : Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-04-01
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bellah
Number of posts : 1605 Say Whatever : \ Points : 4154 Registration date : 2008-04-03
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heru1976
Number of posts : 478 Location : Florida My Mood : Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-04-01
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Kutuku
Number of posts : 62 My Mood : Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:04 am | |
| It's good to love the one you have; If you think the grass is greener on the other side, water yor owna grass. | |
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A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami
Number of posts : 235 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-18
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:44 am | |
| - bellah wrote:
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband P.SO. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224 Location : Decatur, GA Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u! My Mood : Points : 213 Registration date : 2008-04-22
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:40 pm | |
| - Kutuku wrote:
- It's good to love the one you have; If you think the grass is greener on the other side, water yor owna grass.
A wise saying K, love it... dont always look for the things already glittering.. sometimes you gotta make ur own stuff glitter. | |
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cajun2k2
Number of posts : 190 Age : 48 Say Whatever : Back home!!! My Mood : Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-04-16
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:56 am | |
| Good one!!! | |
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bellah
Number of posts : 1605 Say Whatever : \ Points : 4154 Registration date : 2008-04-03
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:58 am | |
| YES OH LADY C...EAT SO EAT SO IS NOT GOOD. | |
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Geyla Queen Admin
Number of posts : 6443 Age : 46 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
| Subject: Re: Dear Wife Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:01 am | |
| - bellah wrote:
- YES OH LADY C...EAT SO EAT SO IS NOT GOOD.
bellah.....cajun2k2 is not Liberian oh...so she won't understand what you mean my "eat so..eat so" ...so say it the American way | |
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