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Geyla Queen
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Geyla Queen


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PostSubject: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 7:28 pm



Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as:
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate.

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Geyla Queen
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Geyla Queen


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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 7:28 pm

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and
try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your systems resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support
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Geyla Queen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 7:34 pm

Geyla Queen wrote:


Dear Tech Support,

and then installed undesirable programs such as:
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1


In my case it's Liberian Politics 5.0, American Politics 3.0, CNN 1.0, BBC 2.0, ULAA 1.0, Politics , Politics , Politics Rolling Eyes angry1
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Geyla Queen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 7:37 pm

Geyla Queen wrote:
DEAR DESPERATE,

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

yes oh, it's a very very very bad program lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 10:54 pm

I hope he listening oh....

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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Geyla Queen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyTue Aug 26, 2008 11:27 pm

gadyu wrote:
I hope he listening oh....

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

Laughing he better be
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:07 am

hahahahaaaa!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:08 am

I cant stand it, got to leave this thread. I think we should go back to our old avatars...
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 am

why? you scared?
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:09 am

how you sweating so?
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:10 am

When I see GQ picture, I jek. When I look at your beads, I shake. When I see Krazzy lips, I want faint.... what is the meaning of all this.....? th_ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:12 am

gadyu wrote:
When I see GQ picture, I jek. When I look at your beads, I shake. When I see Krazzy lips, I want faint.... what is the meaning of all this.....? th_ROFLMAO

when i see your sweat i Shocked

th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:14 am

Well, I got to be sweating. Any normal person will sweat. Even Ellen Degeneres will tremble if I send her these pictures...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:15 am

gadyu wrote:
Well, I got to be sweating. Any normal person will sweat. Even Ellen Degeneres will tremble if I send her these pictures...lol

sweating is good.... shows the exertion of energy..................
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:17 am

You own...wettin you tryin to say here geh?
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:18 am

gadyu wrote:
You own...wettin you tryin to say here geh?

not "trying".. saying you were workin hard.. or had just worked hard.. when the pic was taken smile_approve th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:20 am

You been looking at the original pic geh.. You way ahead of the crowd.....you tricky lol
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Geyla Queen
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 1:26 am

candygirl wrote:
gadyu wrote:
When I see GQ picture, I jek. When I look at your beads, I shake. When I see Krazzy lips, I want faint.... what is the meaning of all this.....? th_ROFLMAO

when i see your sweat i Shocked

th_mrgreen

chay th_ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 2:01 am

ellen married o. :)
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Tech Support   Dear Tech Support EmptyWed Aug 27, 2008 2:03 am

Dammit...Chay for true
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