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DSP
Number of posts : 940
Points : 1946
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:12 pm | |
| The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
' Husband # 4 was in Telemar keting; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.
' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get fu*&#@...... | |
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Geyla Queen
Admin
Number of posts : 6443
Age : 47
Location : Atlanta, GA
Say Whatever : I'm still holding on.
My Mood : 
Points : 4301
Registration date : 2008-03-28
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:29 pm | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood : 
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:35 pm | |
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DSP
Number of posts : 940
Points : 1946
Registration date : 2008-04-02
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:42 pm | |
| - candygirl wrote:
 you eyes will soon roll out | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood :
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:53 pm | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood :
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:55 pm | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:56 pm | |
| why u rolling ur eyes... lol.. | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:56 pm | |
| seriously, just intended to laugh a lil. guess i click on the wrong animation... lol | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood :
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:57 pm | |
| oh i see..........................
you girl i tired mehn. cant wait for next week to go on my leave. for real | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:02 am | |
| same here dear. with the school and work.. both full time.. its hectic most times. just wanna relax this Xmas and spend it with precious family and love ones... | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood :
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:05 am | |
| this christmas, ahn cooking fwat. i will go isit all my old ma them, eat so eat so and lay
hahahahahahaha
who am i kidding right? i wish i though
sigh | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:19 am | |
| hey thats all part of the love... dont worry u lucky urs can help out sometimes.. other people own lor lay in sofa and put tv on.. lol... | |
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candygirl
Admin
Number of posts : 5916
Location : Monrovia, Liberia
Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine
My Mood :
Points : 2260
Registration date : 2008-03-31
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:34 am | |
| i know you girl. i am totally spoiled.. thats why my butt aint going no where else  | |
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LadyFlo
Number of posts : 2224
Location : Decatur, GA
Say Whatever : Luv me as I am cuz u can't be me and I can't and don't wanna be u!
My Mood :
Points : 213
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: The 11th Husband Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:50 am | |
| haha well we wont let u go anyway so tough love.. lol | |
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