This will surely take away your stress. please read through.

This will surely take away your stress. please read through.

A man dies & goes to hell.
While in Hell, he discovers that there is a different
hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least
painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, 'What do they do
here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day and puts you in a
burning chamber till the next day……then the routine
begins again'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he
moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all similar to the German hell except that the
Russian hell doesn't keep fire due to the hatch wintry
weather. And the American Hell has lots of food. The
Chinese hell is even worst… besides the Chinese devil,
anyone who is older than you can whip you……so there's
a lot of screaming going on in the Chinese hell…!!!!!


He finally decides to visit the Liberian Hell because
he's from Liberia. Then he comes to the Liberian hell
and finds that there is a long queue of people
waiting to get in....Amazed, he asks, Why are there so
many people? 'What do they do here?'

He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Liberian devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day.' But that is exactly the same
as all the other hells, why are there so many people
waiting to get in?' asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, 'Because
there is never any electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never
supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable
to sleep on. And the Liberian devil used to be a civil
servant, who doesn't get paid regularly so he comes
in,signs his time sheet and goes back home for other
business!!'....... ...... IT PAYS TO BE A LIBERIAN.

However, though it's good to be in the Liberian Hell,
Hell is still hell.................................SO
PLEASE STRIVE TO MAKE IT TO HEAVEN AT ALL COST ! HELL
IS REAL, IT'S A PLACE OF EVERLASTING TORMENT.

Please send it to all LIBERIANS.
By JW

read this years back.. funny.....
happy friday bellah

candygirl wrote:

read this years back.. funny.....
happy friday bellah

Thank God it is Friday Wonderful Candy...I can't wait to leave work and go chill..How is Christopolis, Liberia...and my cousin Leslie...invite him to the chat room girl..

yes oh.. TGIF!!
will send him the link.....

hmmmm.....

RossWorld wrote:

A man dies & goes to hell.
While in Hell, he
discovers that there is a different
hell for each country and decides he'll
pick the least
painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German
hell & asks, 'What do they do
here?' He is told 'first they put you in an
electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of
the day and puts you in a
burning chamber till the next day..then the
routine
begins again'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all
so he
moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as
the Russian
hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all similar to the German hell
except that the
Russian hell doesn't keep fire due to the hatch
wintry
weather. And the American Hell has lots of food. The
Chinese hell
is even worst. besides the Chinese devil,
anyone who is older than you can
whip you..so there's
a lot of screaming going on in the Chinese
hell.!!!!!


He finally decides to visit the Liberian Hell
because
he's from
Liberia . Then he comes to the
Liberian hell
and finds that there is a long queue of people
waiting to
get in....Amazed, he asks, Why are there so
many people? 'What do they do
here?'

He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair
for an
hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Liberian
devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day.' But that is exactly
the same
as all the other hells, why are there so many people
waiting to
get in?' asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said,
'Because
there is never any electricity so the electric chair
doesn't
work. The nails were paid for but were never
supplied by the contractor, so
the bed is comfortable
to sleep on. And the Liberian devil used to be a
civil
servant, who doesn't get paid regularly so he comes
in,signs his
time sheet and goes back home for other
business!!'. ...... ...... IT PAYS TO
BE A LIBERIAN.

u see why its good to be a Liberian

Enjoy your day with this one...

A man dies & goes to hell.
While in Hell, he discovers that there is a different
hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least
painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the German hell & asks, 'What do they do
here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails
for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day and puts you in a
burning chamber till the next day……then the routine
begins again'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he
moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all similar to the German hell except that the
Russian hell doesn't keep fire due to the hatch wintry
weather. And the American Hell has lots of food. The
Chinese hell is even worst… besides the Chinese devil,
anyone who is older than you can whip you……so there's
a lot of screaming going on in the Chinese hell…!!!!!


He finally decides to visit the Liberian Hell because
he's from Liberia . Then he comes to the Liberian hell
and finds that there is a long queue of people
waiting to get in....Amazed, he asks, Why are there so
many people? 'What do they do here?'

He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Liberian devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day.' But that is exactly the same
as all the other hells, why are there so many people
waiting to get in?' asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, 'Because
there is never any electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never
supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable
to sleep on. And the Liberian devil used to be a civil
servant, who doesn't get paid regularly so he comes
in,signs his time sheet and goes back home for other
business!!'. ...... ...... IT PAYS TO BE A LIBERIAN.

However, though it's good to be in the Liberian Hell,
Hell is still hell.....

your like this one joke here oh.. bellah posted last week. Ross posted too.

Shoko....this joke ol lek Gadyu......

jclifden wrote:

Shoko....this joke ol lek Gadyu......

Bah, at least it lor still make you laff ehen????

shoko, its not an old joke yah, please continue to use it, it's only been around for about 27 years.

thats about my age.. and thats old.....

gadyu wrote:

shoko, its not an old joke yah, please continue to use it, it's only been around for about 27 years.

O that's cool!!! I can use it. But if it is old like you... Then hell NOOOOOO!!!! I can handle 27yrs joke but not 50 something joke.

Well, I am 27 that is why I am saying you should use it. I look 19 though and cannot help it....its in my dungaree...(genes)

gadyu wrote:

Well, I am 27 that is why I am saying you should use it. I look 19 though and cannot help it....its in my dungaree...(genes)

Bah, why are trying explain yourself?? I uderstood you very cwell. I will use the 27yr old joke O Kpahku!!!!!

Use it. We laughing....

candygirl wrote:

your like this one joke here oh.. bellah posted last week. Ross posted too.

LOL I telling you..I coming but it together

gadyu wrote:

Well, I am 27 that is why I am saying you should use it. I look 19 though and cannot help it....its in my dungaree...(genes)

27 ....? ipuwu

What's going on in Kaswah camp? I pass by the village and I nahn see no fire. All the men them still sleeping or what?

dey men them under lock down..

Why? Usually by now they all discussing suntin and all up in arms like Nigerian people keeping company, you think somebody coming to fight...