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candygirl


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PostSubject: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 12:49 am

A Pastor was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.

The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.

The policeman had nothing to ask again in order to charge him, guess
what the police man said: "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night.
If you happen to get an accident now, who is going to tell your people?

The Pastor replied: "I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Raphael, Angel Michael and five other angels are with me here". The police man said:
All these people inside this small car of yours? I charge you for overloading."
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 12:59 am

reminds me of a pastor who once asked me "How art thou"
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:03 am

Jocelyn wrote:
reminds me of a pastor who once asked me "How art thou"
th_mrgreen
how did you answer?
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:07 am

Didn't know how to respond in biblical lang o.. th_mrgreen So responded saying, I'm ok....
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:08 am

Jocelyn wrote:
Didn't know how to respond in biblical lang o.. th_mrgreen So responded saying, I'm ok....

th_ROFLMAO th_ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:09 am

Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:11 am

Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.

th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:11 am

Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.

th_ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:14 am

candygirl wrote:
Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.

th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa

Actually I told them both to get in the car so we can go to the station. I drove them all over Monrovia as I went aboot my various errands. So after about 45 mins of driving, it was easy to settle on $2 bucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:14 am

those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:15 am

Traveller wrote:
candygirl wrote:
Traveller wrote:
Reminds me of when I got stopped by a cop in LIb ni 2006 and charged with "section 3" and "section 10." I was like WTF????? I gave him $2 and we both went our separate ways.

th_ROFLMAO you should have told him lets go to the station, that scares them straight.

hahahaa

Actually I told them both to get in the car so we can go to the station. I drove them all over Monrovia as I went aboot my various errands. So after about 45 mins of driving, it was easy to settle on $2 bucks.

th_mrgreen good one..
i usually use my son's car seat in the car to jab them...
" aye i beg q oh papa, i rushin to the hospital to pick up my son aye...ehn you see the seat." th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:16 am

Jocelyn wrote:
those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....

so so lie my sista
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:31 am

Jocelyn wrote:
those police officers got serious deekah o.....dah real section 3 and 10... it'll be interesting to know what in those sections....

Don't mind them! They were jeh tire standing in dey hot sun on Randall street that day.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:34 am

dis time dey na easy o...one of them read the miranda rights to me. another one actually arrested me...my vehicle was endangering people's lives...nyensua. i beg until i was tired so i called a friend in the force-he snapped and asked me to call mickey gray before he released me. so i asked the firend to call the man. then i got scared. in the end, we settled on 10 bucks and a promise for additional $$$$ the next day. when i see him in traffic, i lor wave and pass like we never talked. i was wrong-driving with a broken headlight.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:37 am

krazzy wrote:
dis time dey na easy o...one of them read the miranda rights to me. another one actually arrested me...my vehicle was endangering people's lives...nyensua. i beg until i was tired so i called a friend in the force-he snapped and asked me to call mickey gray before he released me. so i asked the firend to call the man. then i got scared. in the end, we settled on 10 bucks and a promise for additional $$$$ the next day. when i see him in traffic, i lor wave and pass like we never talked. i was wrong-driving with a broken headlight.

10$ muct have been a serious crime oh.. oh Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:38 am

chay..... i see why the administration doesn't want to give them guns!!!!
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candygirl
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candygirl


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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:39 am

krazzy, he told you you have the right to remain silent? th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:41 am

da one da on broad street...i parked against the oncoming traffic...my papay can't walk gud so i had to park near his door. the man cam e and started talking that...u have the right to remain silent...i told him da na crime mehn. :)
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:43 am

krazzy wrote:
da one da on broad street...i parked against the oncoming traffic...my papay can't walk gud so i had to park near his door. the man cam e and started talking that...u have the right to remain silent...i told him da na crime mehn. :)


th_mrgreen anythin you say will be used against you
wahala oh....
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:46 am

But I thought Munah Sieh was supposed to turn things around???
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:47 am

Traveller wrote:
But I thought Munah Sieh was supposed to turn things around???
You alright! She here getting married for the " I don't know many times" yah.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:48 am

Traveller wrote:
But I thought Munah Sieh was supposed to turn things around???
Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:48 am

singbe67 wrote:
Traveller wrote:
But I thought Munah Sieh was supposed to turn things around???
You alright! She here getting married for the " I don't know many times" yah.

your leave the oldlady alone oh!
hahahahaha
so she not supposed to get married cuz she PD?
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:48 am

she did th_ROFLMAO actually, they have the emergency response unit na, eneh candy. in addition to the former speaker dog news, lol! they have been talking about this new unit. probably one response to armed robbery.
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PostSubject: Re: Police & Pastor   Police & Pastor EmptyTue Aug 12, 2008 1:49 am

The lady just here yah, riding around and catching people for stealing fuel oil. Remember the Freeport incident?
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