Its a real nice story...read it...
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> > Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
> > neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
> > by Arthur's youth and ideals.
> > So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
> > very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the
> > answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put
> > to death. The question was:
> > What do women really want?
> > Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to
> > young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
> > But, since it was better than death,
> > He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end..
> > He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
> > The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.
> > He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
> > answer.
> > Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would
> > have the answer.
> > But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the
> > kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
> > The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
> > to the witch.
> > She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
> > price first.
> > The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the
> > Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend!
> > Young Arthur was horrified.
> > She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like
> > sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
> > He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
> > He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
> > burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with
> > Arthur.
> > He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.
> > And the preservation of the Round Table.
> > Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
> > Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
> > She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
> > Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
> > great truth.
> > And that Arthur's life would be spared.
> > And so it was.
> > The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
> > And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
> > The honeymoon hour approached and,
> > Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
> > bedroom.
> > But, what a sight awaited him.
> > The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed..
> > The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
> > The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
> > appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed
> > self only half the time.
> > And the beautiful maiden the other half.
> > 'Which would you prefer? She asked him.
> > 'Beautiful during the day ... or at night?'
> > Lancelot pondered the predicament.
> > During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his
> > friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
> > Or,
> > Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
> > But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate
> > moments with?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice
> > be?
> > (If you are a woman reading this ) What would YOUR
> > MAN'S choice be?
> > What Lancelot chose, is given below:
> > BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below...
> > OKAY?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to
> > his question,
> > He said that he would allow HER to make the choice
> > herself.
> > Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be
> > beautiful all the time.
> > Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in
> > charge of her own life.
> > Now... what is the moral to this story?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The moral is...
> > If you don't let a woman have her own way, things
> > are going to get ugly.
> > So, always remember:
> > IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY' !!! Or Sleep with the Witch
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