THE BARTENDER MADE A BIG MISTAKE

I took this Nigerian girl I was friendly with to this bar. The bartender and I had become rather friendly and he always welcomed me with laughter and good heartiness. I think he was either Ethiopian or Somalian, but he had been here awhile.

And while sitting, he started to profusely to tell us, the girl and I, congratulations. And I thought that there was some trick being played until he said for the new baby.

I looked around and then he pointed to the girl's stomach.

And then the stoopay geh started to cry. Not that her stomach was big, but she just had those love handles whch I really did not mind at all. I like a lil bit of meat you know...

But that was a disaster. I took another one hour consoling and some free drinks.
But this was just a note to y'all who like to tell people congrats on your belleh.

It may not be a "belleh."

gadyu wrote:

I took this Nigerian girl I was friendly with to this bar. The bartender and I had become rather friendly and he always welcomed me with laughter and good heartiness. I think he was either Ethiopian or Somalian, but he had been here awhile.

And while sitting, he started to profusely to tell us, the girl and I, congratulations. And I thought that there was some trick being played until he said for the new baby.

I looked around and then he pointed to the girl's stomach.

And then the stoopay geh started to cry. Not that her stomach was big, but she just had those love handles whch I really did not mind at all. I like a lil bit of meat you know...

But that was a disaster. I took another one hour consoling and some free drinks.
But this was just a note to y'all who like to tell people congrats on your belleh.

It may not be a "belleh."

but why was she crying,,,, she didn't know her stomach was big? she just wanted your attn.

gadyu wrote:

I took this Nigerian girl I was friendly with to this bar. The bartender and I had become rather friendly and he always welcomed me with laughter and good heartiness. I think he was either Ethiopian or Somalian, but he had been here awhile.

And while sitting, he started to profusely to tell us, the girl and I, congratulations. And I thought that there was some trick being played until he said for the new baby.

I looked around and then he pointed to the girl's stomach.

And then the stoopay geh started to cry. Not that her stomach was big, but she just had those love handles whch I really did not mind at all. I like a lil bit of meat you know...

But that was a disaster. I took another one hour consoling and some free drinks.
But this was just a note to y'all who like to tell people congrats on your belleh.

It may not be a "belleh."

That bartender was too fast to open his mouth and you had me laughing over your description (the love handles).

I gesssss! And she got it....oh. All my attention..

gadyu wrote:

I took this Nigerian girl I was friendly with to this bar. The bartender and I had become rather friendly and he always welcomed me with laughter and good heartiness. I think he was either Ethiopian or Somalian, but he had been here awhile.

And while sitting, he started to profusely to tell us, the girl and I, congratulations. And I thought that there was some trick being played until he said for the new baby.

I looked around and then he pointed to the girl's stomach.

And then the stoopay geh started to cry. Not that her stomach was big, but she just had those love handles whch I really did not mind at all. I like a lil bit of meat you know...

But that was a disaster. I took another one hour consoling and some free drinks.
But this was just a note to y'all who like to tell people congrats on your belleh.

It may not be a "belleh."

So, the girl took this guy out for dinner on his birthday, and you see, he had a huge gut. And when they walked into the hall, he sliiped but did not fall, so this one lady only saw the protrusion from an angle and asked the peple to call 811.

Shouting, "She will have the baby here, oh lawd, please come....