WILL YOU STAY WITH HIM, IF HIS ______ GOT ACCIDENTALLY CUT O

I know you are not with him for that, and you really love him, but the point is that the whole thing was actually shaved off in a car accident, and it was not re-attached.

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gadyu wrote:: I know you are not with him for that, and you really love him, but the point is that the whole thing was actually shaved off in a car accident, and it was not re-attached.

da really "shaved off" Laughing

Till death do us part oh....there are other ways for him to please me. For him we will have mind sex smile_approve

Where is Nica? Nica, you will stay? Krazzy, da time, you wuh comin to stay? GQ, moff from here with your mind sex yah. You who say you cant stay two weeks without eating casava.
th_mrgreen

for better or for worse... th_yes-1

Good. Just to let you know, he was in an accident it was shaved off, the people comin with the news. lol

I will stay with my husband oh. Till death do us part. You can always buy toys to satisfy you. th_yes-1

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The question is will he stay with her. Some men will feel self-conscious and not know how to handle it.

Well, there was this guy whose one hand was cut off, stumped just at the wrist. Unfortunately, the same blast also castrated him. Most of his war buddies knew, it was a big secret.

But, the secret bloated when his girl friend of many days stayed with him despite the double handicap, much to the concern of those who thought she should be gone by now.

People talked and talked, and the two stayed together. Guess what, he even added other girls to the repertoire until it became like a big secret and all the girls wanted to sleep with Sulonteh.

So, you know me, quite the inquisitive type, I cornered this one girl and asked her, so wettin da man geh dah allor your want sleep with him? He eatin your goat haid?

Dammit, I was stumped with the answer the geh give me. REally stumped. Can anyone here tell me what STUMPED me.

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gadyu wrote:: Well, there was this guy whose one hand was cut off, stumped just at the wrist. Unfortunately, the same blast also castrated him. Most of his war buddies knew, it was a big secret.

But, the secret bloated when his girl friend of many days stayed with him despite the double handicap, much to the concern of those who thought she should be gone by now.

People talked and talked, and the two stayed together. Guess what, he even added other girls to the repertoire until it became like a big secret and all the girls wanted to sleep with Sulonteh.

So, you know me, quite the inquisitive type, I cornered this one girl and asked her, so wettin da man geh dah allor your want sleep with him? He eatin your goat haid?

Dammit, I was stumped with the answer the geh give me. REally stumped. Can anyone here tell me what STUMPED me.

gadyu wrote:: Well, there was this guy whose one hand was cut off, stumped just at the wrist. Unfortunately, the same blast also castrated him. Most of his war buddies knew, it was a big secret.

Dammit, I was stumped with the answer the geh give me. REally stumped. Can anyone here tell me what STUMPED me.

Let me just talk it once in for all..... th_fluester

he was using his arm, well what was left of it...

His arm, my people. Tru be dat. th_mrgreen

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hahaha, only mighty ladies must have taken the stump arm test! and staying with a guy whose stuff was accidentally shaved off depends on whether I already have children or don't want children. I expect him to be graceful and set me free. It will only be difficult when we are married, and even at that, the man must be understanding. It is wicked to try to deprive your partner

gadyu wrote:: Where is Nica? Nica, you will stay? Krazzy, da time, you wuh comin to stay? GQ, moff from here with your mind sex yah. You who say you cant stay two weeks without eating casava.

NOT TRUE!!

Sucks for the guy in this situation. I would definately stay with my man if he were in this scenario. There are other options that will allow you to still get your sex on. WILL YOU STAY WITH HIM, IF HIS ______ GOT ACCIDENTALLY CUT O Laughing

WILL YOU STAY WITH HIM, IF HIS ______ GOT ACCIDENTALLY CUT O Laughing

well, it depends on a lot of things whether i will stay with him afterwards or not.

for one thing, if he had been bad to me, a terrible spouse, cheating, etc, hell i be walking. or at least findging a suitable helper for him

if he had been a model hubby, sweet caring. affectionate, well, we in it for the long haul.. there are many ways to skin a cat : smile_tongue

and we def will find other ways to get that cat skinned th_mrgreen

candygirl wrote:: there are many ways to skin a cat : and we def will find other ways to get that cat skinned

Woow, I'm dying at that one. WILL YOU STAY WITH HIM, IF HIS ______ GOT ACCIDENTALLY CUT O Rofl

Now that's what I'm talkin bout...

LovinLiberia wrote:

candygirl wrote:: there are many ways to skin a cat : and we def will find other ways to get that cat skinned

Woow, I'm dying at that one. WILL YOU STAY WITH HIM, IF HIS ______ GOT ACCIDENTALLY CUT O Rofl

Now that's what I'm talkin bout...

True dat...True dat

What does it mean to skin the cat? : confused2

gadyu wrote:: What does it mean to skin the cat? :

to move dey hair from on they cat th_ROFLMAO

candygirl wrote:

gadyu wrote:: What does it mean to skin the cat? :

to move dey hair from on they cat th_ROFLMAO

Candy you are somethingelse. I like that one.

heru1976 wrote:: I will stay with my husband oh. Till death do us part. You can always buy toys to satisfy you. : The question is will he stay with her. Some men will feel self-conscious and not know how to handle it.

toys, tongue, toes and all the other T's you can come up with (hahaha). and it definitely true about him being self conscious. counselling might help on that one.

LadyFlo wrote:

heru1976 wrote:: I will stay with my husband oh. Till death do us part. You can always buy toys to satisfy you. : The question is will he stay with her. Some men will feel self-conscious and not know how to handle it.

toys, tongue, toes and all the other T's you can come up with (hahaha). and it definitely true about him being self conscious. counselling might help on that one.

You know what I am talking about Lady Flo. You are right about the counseling. It will definitely be helpful.

And then after the toys, then he will hug you and say, "dang, the toys dem was fabulous." pheewww! th_ROFLMAO

gadyu wrote:: And then after the toys, then he will hug you and say, "dang, the toys dem was fabulous." pheewww!

You bad boy don't be pheewwing you started this whole discussion. Laughing

gadyu wrote:: And then after the toys, then he will hug you and say, "dang, the toys dem was fabulous." pheewww!

Buh wetting I muh say. This one geh said to me that the only problems with the toys is that you cant hug it once yu fini. Sometimes seh when you fini with it, you can jus put it away, VEX. It cant even hug you or lie to you seh.

At least Gadyu, you can promise me to buy me Mercedes and I never see it, but ooooh that is so sexy.........lol rotflmao

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