No wonder why men are happier than women

Brothers, please join me in giving reasons why we men are more happier than our sisters.

REASONS:
1. Your last name stays put.

2. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

3. Wrinkles add character.

4. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

5. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

there are still more to come, but of all, am down with the # 5 reason.

alright Ross, i coming with a good come back.. let me go eat fwes

waiting for Candy, and while u eating, let me give u more reasons why?

REASONS:
6. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

7. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

8. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

9. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.


Cumonnn... Candy!!!! u know am right, we are the happy people.....

Can't top you ! but ...

No 1 - My last name didn't change :D and for No 4, well, didn't pay a dime, wore my mom's dress.

RossWorld wrote:

Brothers, please join me in giving reasons why we men are more happier than our sisters.

REASONS:
1. Your last name stays put.

2. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

3. Wrinkles add character.

4. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

5. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

there are still more to come, but of all, am down with the # 5 reason.

RossWorld wrote:

REASONS:
6. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
7. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
8. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
9. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Cumonnn... Candy!!!! u know am right, we are the happy people.....

, I telling you oh...my own da 4 for $25.00

RossWorld wrote:

Brothers, please join me in giving reasons why we men are more happier than our sisters.

REASONS:
5. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
there are still more to come, but of all, am down with the # 5 reason.

**sigh**

Ross, i am not ready for you yet .. small more. hahaha

Comonnnn... admite to it Edina, we are more happier. What about this.......

REASONS:
9. We can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

10. We can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

11. We only have to shave your face and neck.

12. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

Yeahhhhhh!!!! it easy being a man meh.... look at this.......

13. We can never be pregnant.....
oh yeahh... ur talk now, or ur thinking.............

And Edina, I guess ur mom didn't wore her mom dress.....

Traveller wrote:

why you smirking?? :D

Men are happier becuz no matter how a woman performs our orgasms are guaranteed in 2 seconds or less......



For tthose who dont know the def of orgasm....see below

intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an
explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual
arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the
male and by vaginal contractions in the female

candygirl wrote:

Traveller wrote:

why you smirking?? :D

i can't argue with the brother. at the same time though, we deeply appreciate all that you sistahs do just to be right for us each day.

I thought it is the opposite cause we man keep a lot of secret and women don't. Rworld i disagree with your premise.

The study, released this month by the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, found that women appear to be less happy than men, a complete reversal from just a few decades ago.
In the 1970s, a range of surveys on the topic found women to be happier than men. Today, studies suggest a happiness gap.
"We find that women have become less happy or less satisfied with their lives over time and less happy relative to men," said Betsey Stevenson, an economist at the Wharton School. "Surprising, perhaps, given the increased opportunities and choices for women in the modern world."
The study found that women feel they have too many choices and too many responsibilities, which adds to their feelings of sadness. Women are now often stretched and stressed between the workplace and home. "Women end up with a lot more responsibility and men play a lot more than women do," one subject said.

Stevenson said that choosing between work and family is a major source of stress. "If you are at work, you feel torn you should be home," she said. "And if you are home you feel you should be at work. And if you cut back your hours as a stay at home mom, you feel you are a failure as a career woman."
Another new study, conducted by Princeton University and released in August of this year, found that since the 1960s, men have cut back on activities they find unpleasant, but women have not.
There is one positive aspect of this shift in women's happiness -- ladies don't mind talking about it.
"Perhaps one of the achievements of the women's movement is they feel more honest, and capable of being honest about their lack of happiness," she said.

woman take trouble oh.....

She sad she was tired looking, so since her yard boy was a fine negro, she said she was going to wash him and teach him manners.

He was soo nice, she took him everywhere, dressed up.

Mr. Ungrateful, went and followed her neighbor. Now he is in Brussells, eating brussell sprouts....

gadyu wrote:

She sad she was tired looking, so since her yard boy was a fine negro, she said she was going to wash him and teach him manners.

He was soo nice, she took him everywhere, dressed up.

Mr. Ungrateful, went and followed her neighbor. Now he is in Brussells, eating brussell sprouts....

jclifden wrote:

Men are happier becuz no matter how a woman performs our orgasms are guaranteed in 2 seconds or less......



For tthose who dont know the def of orgasm....see below

intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an
explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual
arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the
male and by vaginal contractions in the female

gadyu wrote:

The study, released this month by the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, found that women appear to be less happy than men, a complete reversal from just a few decades ago.
In the 1970s, a range of surveys on the topic found women to be happier than men. Today, studies suggest a happiness gap.
"We find that women have become less happy or less satisfied with their lives over time and less happy relative to men," said Betsey Stevenson, an economist at the Wharton School. "Surprising, perhaps, given the increased opportunities and choices for women in the modern world."
The study found that women feel they have too many choices and too many responsibilities, which adds to their feelings of sadness. Women are now often stretched and stressed between the workplace and home. "Women end up with a lot more responsibility and men play a lot more than women do," one subject said.

Stevenson said that choosing between work and family is a major source of stress. "If you are at work, you feel torn you should be home," she said. "And if you are home you feel you should be at work. And if you cut back your hours as a stay at home mom, you feel you are a failure as a career woman."
Another new study, conducted by Princeton University and released in August of this year, found that since the 1960s, men have cut back on activities they find unpleasant, but women have not.
There is one positive aspect of this shift in women's happiness -- ladies don't mind talking about it.
"Perhaps one of the achievements of the women's movement is they feel more honest, and capable of being honest about their lack of happiness," she said.

That is so true. We feel we have to compete with men instead of being happy as a stay at home mom. But in this day and age you can't afford to stay at home.

Stay home and you will shop at DOTS...

ahhh, that one dat whole nother story

RossWorld wrote:

And Edina, I guess ur mom didn't wore her mom dress.....

Traveller, as always the perfect gentleman. Thank you yah!

Traveller wrote:

candygirl wrote:

Traveller wrote:

why you smirking?? :D

i can't argue with the brother. at the same time though, we deeply appreciate all that you sistahs do just to be right for us each day.