Ayy, your come ehn read some of dey tings dem we lor do for LOVE oohh... True Story

Number of posts : 437 Points : 197 Registration date : 2008-04-25

Ayy, back in the day - I was dating dis fin american honey, ayy she was fin ohhhh, but coking was another story.. She was in love ehn Saul was in love like hell.. I mean everything was off dey hook.. So on my birthday, she invited few of my friends over for a drink/dinner.. She had dis Liberian lady do almost all of dey cooking.. But she told her sista dat she had a surprise for me.. She was cooking my favorite Liberian cuisine..

She called my pardee man to inquire about my favorite Liberian dish, ehn dis jack arse na say Libneria Rooster Chicken self oohh, but he told her say "ayy your man like palm butter oohh".. He showed her where to get the palm butter. She was happy like hell ehn rushed to dey African store. There she purchased three palm butter..

She rushed home, fried some chicken, and dumped dey palm butter in dey chaving dish (assuming dat dey palm butter was pre-cooked).. Ayy Pekin got home, and the crowd screamed "Surprise".. I was lik what kinna thing is dis so, but I was happy like hell.. She made a speech ehn at det end - indicated how she cooked my favorite Liberian dish. Brother man went to dey table and opened dey freaking chaving dish.. Dey rice was okay bequse it was cooked by dey Liberian lady, when I opened dey caving dish containing dey plan butter, I saw dey raw food.. Ayy, I had to make a choice: 1) Yell ehn say take dey phorkor food from my face, knowing very well dis would make her shame in front of her friends and family or 2) play it cool and eat dey freaking uncooked palm butter with fried chicken and rice...

Ayy, I did it oohh.. I ate the freaking raw palm butter with fried fish ehn rice, but I had her arse, along with all of American friends join me yah.. Dey next morning, running belly say tel me lie.. So da dey ting some kooba dem lor do for love yah..

Number of posts : 437 Points : 197 Registration date : 2008-04-25

candygirl wrote:

Ayy, da weyting funny na big Ma... How's the new Pipe Organ in the church?

we aint install it yet.. cant wait th_boogie

laughing at yoru palm palm butter story

Number of posts : 437 Points : 197 Registration date : 2008-04-25

candygirl wrote:: we aint install it yet.. cant wait
laughing at yoru palm palm butter story

They need to install dey organ oohh, bequse we worked too hard to get it to Lib yah.... Ayy Ma, dis was back in dey days oohh, you know plenty plenty years ago in Cali... But dat was LOVE now, ehn dat was dey reason I learned how to cook liberian for.. No more raw palm butter again Laughing

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Number of posts : 437 Points : 197 Registration date : 2008-04-25

My Love Is by Betty Wright

Love is giving
When there is no more to give
Love is caring so much about someone
Till it makes it make we wanna live

And when every (Every) everything passes away
Oh...whoa... (Well) and you can’t tell night from day (Just one thing)
There is one thing you can say, oh, baby My love is, ho...yeah
Love is crying when you know you share your share of tears, yes, you have (Oh, yeah)
Love is forgiving over and over (Over and over)
Over and over (Over and over) all through the years

And when every (Every) everything right seems wrong
And all of your false friends (No good friends), ho, they are long gone
Check it out (Check it out), baby
My love will still be strong, you know why, you know why

candygirl wrote:: we aint install it yet.. cant wait
laughing at yoru palm palm butter story

myself was rolling on floor lalughing at his palm butter story. i think i was gonna find a way to distract folks whiles i eat something else. that one hard to eat oh.. but good thing u did it for love. hahahahahahaha

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