Sleep With Her Again!!!

Subject: Sleep With Her Again!!! Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:01 am

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again".

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:02 am

if you were the mother or father what wud u say... Gadyu u go first... lol

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:10 am

Pay us for pain and suffering

and let me sleep with your daughter you arrogant bastard

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:51 am

DSP wrote:: Pay us for pain and suffering

and let me sleep with your daughter you arrogant bastard

how much u'll charge for pain and suffering? u brave to ask the man to sleep with his daughter right in front of ur wifey???

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:04 am

i still waiting for Sweet pea ansa to this one oh.. lol

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:16 am

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: Pay us for pain and suffering

and let me sleep with your daughter you arrogant bastard

how much u'll charge for pain and suffering? u brave to ask the man to sleep with his daughter right in front of ur wifey???

yes

she will understand

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:01 am

Hell no she wont....

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:11 am

LadyFlo wrote:: Hell no she wont....

How you know?

Yau di same?

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:06 am

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:: Hell no she wont....

How you know?

Yau di same?

first thing.. u nah marry yet right? smile_tongue

so speaking for women in general.. the ansa is still HELL NO SHE WONT...

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:01 pm

Ok, are u marry 2. If then....

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:02 pm

Babyeric wrote:: Ok, are u marry 2. If then....

none of them married...da just for nothing fuss here.... lol!

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:47 pm

Babyeric wrote:: Ok, are u marry 2. If then....

the question nah for u but since u put it back to me.. i'm not but i aint gotta be to know what a wife wud or wud not want on this issue. ladies who here wants her hsband knowingly sleeping with someone's daughter just cuz he got her daughter loaded?

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:53 pm

The guy sef full of it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:57 pm

he nah know this Kru vai geh that why... i waitng for him to come back with his response.. lol.. th_mrgreen

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:52 pm

bellah wrote:: The guy sef full of it ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dont mind Babyeric mehnn... but i want ur to ansa my question.. if u was in a situation like that Bellah, wetin u wll tell that man...

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:16 am

di soup nah get cold for me

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:02 am

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:52 am

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

sonting wrong with your eyes

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:27 pm

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

sonting wrong with your eyes

SMT!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:45 pm

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

sonting wrong with your eyes

SMT!!!!!!

you geh da smoke fish in your teeth

find toothpick

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:21 pm

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

sonting wrong with your eyes

SMT!!!!!!

you geh da smoke fish in your teeth

find toothpick

u really got time on ur hands oh.. examining wats going on with my eyes now the ones in my teeth... i'm honored th_thanku

.. keep up the good work my assign FBI agent... smile_tongue

oh i got an appointment coming up so let me know if my makeup and hair's in place too ok... lol!

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:29 pm

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:

LadyFlo wrote:

DSP wrote:: di soup nah get cold for me

sonting wrong with your eyes

SMT!!!!!!

you geh da smoke fish in your teeth

find toothpick

u really got time on ur hands oh.. examining wats going on with my eyes now the ones in my teeth... i'm honored th_thanku

.. keep up the good work my assign FBI agent... smile_tongue

oh i got an appointment coming up so let me know if my makeup and hair's in place too ok... lol!

I do not do makeup and hair

I only do body(exercise and nutrition)

get it right

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:38 pm

lol.. whatever... th_ROFLMAO

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:01 am

I'll be like.......Can U please sleep with my wife and my other daughters????

Subject: Re: Sleep With Her Again!!! Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:27 am

elpaulay wrote:: I'll be like.......Can U please sleep with my wife and my other daughters????

..... u like th_money2

that much? lol

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