They Walk Among Us!

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.
I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money
back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor. She became indignant and informed me she was
Educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again I gave her the Money back
... same scenario! I departed the store with the
$46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get
one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're
both free' She Handed me my free lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent
whichdirection was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sunwaking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in
the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East,and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't
keep up with all that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to workin technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call froman individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week.'He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was atrained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked
me,'has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the
cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6 He thought about it
for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!
and they Reproduce, and Worst of all ......they Vote