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Geyla Queen Admin
Number of posts : 6443 Age : 46 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
| Subject: The Guys' Rules....Chay Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:49 am | |
| The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write all of this. FINALLY the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. | |
| | | Geyla Queen Admin
Number of posts : 6443 Age : 46 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
| Subject: Re: The Guys' Rules....Chay Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:52 am | |
| - Geyla Queen wrote:
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really
Sugar who does this remind you of | |
| | | candygirl Admin
Number of posts : 5916 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : Points : 2260 Registration date : 2008-03-31
| Subject: Re: The Guys' Rules....Chay Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:10 pm | |
| - Geyla Queen wrote:
- The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write all of this. FINALLY the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE
1. Men are NOT mind readers. oh yeah....? no wonder
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. you met it down, dude, keep it that way... copy? 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. well, it sure is fun.. can i get an AMEN up in here?? 1. Crying is blackmail. ha! oh yeah... thanks for tellin me.. AGAIN. i ma stock up on tears.. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! what do you want? a billboard?? Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. oh yeah... watch your yeses and noos coming up brother 1. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. why cant you be both?? sniff sniff.. yeah. the blackmailing thingie again huh? 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. ok, i agreee. fool! skippy.. opps! that was said a year ago..
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. huh?
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. true.. dont be asking me about your 'six pack" either.... its ONE pack. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. then wetin you there for??? yoru aint like instructions..
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. i agree broda, so when i sleeping, dont stretch hands... let my eyes be open fwes" 1. Christopher Columbus did need directions and neither do we. then how come your never ask and always get lost? 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. i agree!! 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. oh, sooner or later you will know what nothign means.. when you eting burnt rice or your shirts got big iron marks on it.. you will knwo what "nothing " means 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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| | | Geyla Queen Admin
Number of posts : 6443 Age : 46 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : I'm still holding on. My Mood : Points : 4301 Registration date : 2008-03-28
| Subject: Re: The Guys' Rules....Chay Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:18 pm | |
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