catching Cheating Spouse

Subject: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:43 pm

Man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private Investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one – a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.The following day he received Mr. Lee's report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree. I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall out tree.I not see.No fee,
Chen Lee

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:46 pm

well at think its implied what the end result was but couldn't help laughing at Mr. Lee report. thanks for sharing.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:49 pm

the report made me laugh just now....

simple and to the point. hahaha....

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:50 pm

candygirl wrote:: Man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private Investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one – a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.The following day he received Mr. Lee's report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree. I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall out tree.I not see.No fee,
Chen Lee

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:51 pm

candygirl wrote:: the report made me laugh just now....

simple and to the point. hahaha....

I know right

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:30 pm

candygirl wrote:: Man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private Investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one – a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.The following day he received Mr. Lee's report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree. I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall out tree.I not see.No fee,
Chen Lee

what's up Candy? Lee is a good investigator.. How was your weekend? Hope fine.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:33 pm

weekend was too great belleh.. too sweet...
yes, Lee da correct investigator.. haha

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:29 pm

LadyFlo wrote:: well at think its implied what the end result was but couldn't help laughing at Mr. Lee report. thanks for sharing.

Cute Avatar, LadyFlo!

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:31 pm

check out a bunch of them in the avatar gallery

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:45 pm

I like Mr. Lee. Straight to the point. Laughing

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:47 pm

That would not stand out in a court of law. Mr. Lee did not see anything. He fell out of the tree, that is what he gets GOD don't Sleep. th_icon_clap

Geyla Queen wrote:

candygirl wrote:: the report made me laugh just now....

simple and to the point. hahaha....

I know right

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:48 pm

candygirl wrote:: check out a bunch of them in the avatar gallery

I need to find some male once smile_approve

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:50 pm

Boerboel wrote:

That would not stand out in a court of law. Mr. Lee did not see anything. He fell out of the tree, that is what he gets GOD don't Sleep. th_icon_clap

Geyla Queen wrote:

candygirl wrote:: the report made me laugh just now....

simple and to the point. hahaha....

I know right

haha... lee has given enough info that would hold up in court.. he aint gotta see them in the act....

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:56 pm

:D :D :D - da dey reason it na good to cheat yah.....

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 pm

candygirl wrote:: haha... lee has given enough info that would hold up in court.. he aint gotta see them in the act....

I know he saw enough for me that's all I would have needed.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:25 am

Heru1976 in court they would call that heresay. Suppose the man was giving the woman an award for a job well done? You see read the original post I am on the woman side here.

Now with me knowing the pope his rules for cheating are totally different.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:26 am

giving her an award entails taking her clothes off?? Shocked

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:31 am

Boerboel wrote:: Heru1976 in court they would call that heresay. Suppose the man was giving the woman an award for a job well done? You see read the original post I am on the woman side here.

Now with me knowing the pope his rules for cheating are totally different.

I know in court that is called heresay. I was saying as the wife that is all I need for my judgement. You can't take that to court. I can't leave his a$$. What kind of award is that kissing and taking off your clothes. Laughing

I don't want to be to that other award ceremony there.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:38 am

Taking off her cloth could have been her coat and nothing else and the chinese man never said it was a lip to lip kiss so it could have been a lip to cheek kiss. Twisted Evil

heru1976 wrote:

Boerboel wrote:: Heru1976 in court they would call that heresay. Suppose the man was giving the woman an award for a job well done? You see read the original post I am on the woman side here.

Now with me knowing the pope his rules for cheating are totally different.

I know in court that is called heresay. I was saying as the wife that is all I need for my judgement. You can't take that to court. I can't leave his a$$. What kind of award is that kissing and taking off your clothes. Laughing

I don't want to be to that other award ceremony there.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:40 am

Boerboel wrote:

Taking off her cloth could have been her coat and nothing else and the chinese man never said it was a lip to lip kiss so it could have been a lip to cheek kiss. Twisted Evil

heru1976 wrote:

Boerboel wrote:: Heru1976 in court they would call that heresay. Suppose the man was giving the woman an award for a job well done? You see read the original post I am on the woman side here.

Now with me knowing the pope his rules for cheating are totally different.

I know in court that is called heresay. I was saying as the wife that is all I need for my judgement. You can't take that to court. I can't leave his a$$. What kind of award is that kissing and taking off your clothes. Laughing

I don't want to be to that other award ceremony there.

slick B, Slick th_icon_clap

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:47 am

[quote="Boerboel"]Taking off her cloth could have been her coat and nothing else and the chinese man never said it was a lip to lip kiss so it could have been a lip to cheek kiss. Twisted Evil

Is this the lie you can be using when you get caught. Good one. Laughing

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:49 am

Sister I'm only pleading the woman case, because everyone has jumped to conclusion with out the facts. Me I don't cheat.

[quote="heru1976"]

Boerboel wrote:: Taking off her cloth could have been her coat and nothing else and the chinese man never said it was a lip to lip kiss so it could have been a lip to cheek kiss.

Is this the lie you can be using when you get caught. Good one.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:50 am

hhmmm...... th_bs

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:57 am

[quote="Boerboel"]Sister I'm only pleading the woman case, because everyone has jumped to conclusion with out the facts. Me I don't cheat. I know they only try different dishes right. Nothing wrong with liking different soups. You can't eat palava sauce everyday.

heru1976 wrote:

Boerboel wrote:: Taking off her cloth could have been her coat and nothing else and the chinese man never said it was a lip to lip kiss so it could have been a lip to cheek kiss.

Is this the lie you can be using when you get caught. Good one.

Subject: Re: catching Cheating Spouse Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:58 am

B, heru got you oh.....