FUNNY.....I thought

Subject: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 9:56 pm

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.
Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.
Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.
Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.
Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
Ø Friendship first…………………..Former Slut.
Ø New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional……………………...b***h.
Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Ø Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

Ø Yes……………………………….No
Ø No………………………………..Yes
Ø Maybe……………………………No
Ø We need………………………….I want
Ø I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
Ø We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not
Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:

Ø I am hungry………………………I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
Ø I am tired…………………………I am tired
Ø Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
Ø I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 10:29 pm

chay

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 10:56 pm

Feminist………………………….Fat....dat one, i can vouch. da na true. Laughing

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 10:58 pm

May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree Laughing

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:02 pm

krazzy wrote:: Feminist………………………….Fat....dat one, i can vouch. da na true.

it is...don't come lie here

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:02 pm

krazzy wrote:: May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree

same here

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:05 pm

no ma...i went ot a feminist conference and about 60% of the women in the room looked like they could me on next top model! it was there that i understood i could style my hair and make it look pretty. we the fat ones were about 30%. the rest were teenagers. Laughing

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:09 pm

Geyla Queen wrote:

krazzy wrote:: May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree

same here

even when we use to say these things to men...we meant the same thing! th_icon_clap

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:22 pm

krazzy wrote:: no ma...i went ot a feminist conference and about 60% of the women in the room looked like they could me on next top model! it was there that i understood i could style my hair and make it look pretty. we the fat ones were about 30%. the rest were teenagers.

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:23 pm

Traveller wrote:: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:

Ø Yes……………………………….No
Ø No………………………………..Yes
Ø Maybe……………………………No
Ø We need………………………….I want
Ø I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
Ø We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not
Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?

yor friend really needs to came and read this one th_mrgreen

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Thu May 21, 2009 11:28 pm

krazzy wrote:: May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree

hahaha.. me too th_yes

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Fri May 22, 2009 3:45 am

krazzy wrote:

Geyla Queen wrote:

krazzy wrote:: May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree

same here

even when we use to say these things to men...we meant the same thing! th_icon_clap

Chay!! For true?? th_ROFLMAO

Subject: Re: FUNNY.....I thought Tue May 26, 2009 4:16 am

candygirl wrote:

krazzy wrote:: May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.

i agree

hahaha.. me too th_yes

i cant stop laughing but th_yeahright

.. and same goes for us.. hahaha

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