CARIBBEAN WOMEN
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Trinidad, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Barbados. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didnʼt see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Jamaica. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
he didnʼt see anything, the second day he didnʼt see anything, but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.
Got to love those women from Jamaica.
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