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PostSubject: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 8:20 pm

Knock at the Door

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.**

She goes to the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina"?

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is
the same man and he asks the same question of the woman
"Do you have a vagina"?

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him
what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice

"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just incase this guy shows
up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice
"'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going
with it".

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.

" Do you have vagina"?.......'Yes' she says......

The man replies... "Good"!

Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours Shocked th_mrgreen Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 10:32 pm

That's terrible! Shocked th_ROFLMAO Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 10:38 pm

lol! th_ROFLMAO dats a good one. i wonder wat the husband did after that? deny it i'm sure angry1
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 10:43 pm

LadyFlo wrote:
lol! th_ROFLMAO dats a good one. i wonder wat the husband did after that? deny it i'm sure angry1

but you know na


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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 10:46 pm

That is the exact reason the man eating his wife, he is so stoopay. Now that he knows the man on his vagina, it is late, the man fini reaching 800 in his black book.
And, since it is not for the man, I am sure he didn take time with it....phewwww.

Thanks for the laugh though....lol
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 10:50 pm

gadyu wrote:
That is the exact reason the man eating his wife, he is so stoopay. Now that he knows the man on his vagina, it is late, the man fini reaching 800 in his black book.
And, since it is not for the man, I am sure he didn take time with it....phewwww.

Thanks for the laugh though....lol

u r something else smile_approve th_mrgreen ... good analysis from a man's point of view : smile_tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 11:18 pm

LadyFlo wrote:
gadyu wrote:
That is the exact reason the man eating his wife, he is so stoopay. Now that he knows the man on his vagina, it is late, the man fini reaching 800 in his black book.
And, since it is not for the man, I am sure he didn take time with it....phewwww.

Thanks for the laugh though....lol

u r something else smile_approve th_mrgreen ... good analysis from a man's point of view : smile_tongue

Actually, my white work mate offered that advise. She is a blond.
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 11:26 pm

LadyFlo wrote:
lol! th_ROFLMAO dats a good one. i wonder wat the husband did after that? deny it i'm sure angry1
Simply say, IT WASN'T ME.
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 11:29 pm

i myself would deny.. he really stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 11:32 pm

The story aint say the man agree da wuh him oh....
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyThu Jul 17, 2008 11:44 pm

gadyu wrote:
The story aint say the man agree da wuh him oh....

th_yes-1
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyFri Jul 18, 2008 12:45 am

gadyu wrote:
LadyFlo wrote:
gadyu wrote:
That is the exact reason the man eating his wife, he is so stoopay. Now that he knows the man on his vagina, it is late, the man fini reaching 800 in his black book.
And, since it is not for the man, I am sure he didn take time with it....phewwww.

Thanks for the laugh though....lol

u r something else smile_approve th_mrgreen ... good analysis from a man's point of view : smile_tongue

Actually, my white work mate offered that advise. She is a blond.

da compliment for you Gadyu dont run away from it th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Knock at the Door   Knock at the Door EmptyFri Jul 18, 2008 12:46 am

Thank you oh, I flowing with you lady....I flowing.
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